Mister Stinky blooms in in Miami.

by johnford on May 13, 2003

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#! /usr/bin/perl
# Jim Menard jimm@{bbn,io}.com (617) 873-4326 http://www.io.com/~jimm/
$nBottles = $ARGV[0];
$nBottles = 100 if $nBottles eq ” || $nBottles < 0;

foreach (reverse(1 .. $nBottles)) {
$s = ($_ == 1) ? "" : "s";
$oneLessS = ($_ == 2) ? "" : "s";
print "\n$_ bottle$s of beer on the wall,\n";
print "$_ bottle$s of beer,\n";
print "Take one down, pass it around,\n";
print $_ - 1, " bottle$oneLessS of beer on the wall\n";
}
print "\n*burp*\n";

Link or Drink

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June Carter Cash in critical condition.

by johnford on May 13, 2003

73-year-old June Carter Cash, took a turn for the worse over the weekend after undergoing surgery to replace a heart valve on Wednesday at Baptist Hospital in Nashville. Read about it here.

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