Avril Lavigne may have a hard time showing her talent, but she has no trouble showing the world her ass.

by johnford on June 24, 2003

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m 10.12.03 at 11:59 pm

I have no idea what the hell your talking about dude? but Avril Lavine doesn’t have a hard time showing off her talent…That makes no sense at all. Lets see you ‘’show off your talent” . She already has, she got herself to this position and shes only eighteen. I bet you coudn’t even do that, your probly some 50 year old fat guy that has nothing better to do than to stare at a computer looking at avril’s ass. So please dont post this kind of bullshit. Sure, its sorta wierd to show the world your ass but you dont need to insult her. I dont like her very much but your just being stupid.Get over it you fucker, shes better than you.
-m

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john ford 10.13.03 at 8:45 pm

Hi,

Thanks for your comments! I still think that she is a no-talent worthless media whore. Have a nice day!

3

emily 10.18.03 at 6:15 pm

get a life

4

john ford 10.19.03 at 8:56 am

Get a vocabulary.

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JASMIN MIS 10.20.03 at 1:29 pm

MY DEAREST GODDES AVRIL LAVIGNE HALLO,MY NAME IS
JASMIN MIS.AND I AM 25 YEARS OLD GUY,WHO IS MADE
4 POETS FOR YOU.I HAVE SENT IT ON
avrilmusic123@yahoo.com .BUTT NOBODY READ IT,SO
I SENT IT IN NAPANEE BY AIR MAIL.BUTT ONCE AGEIN
NO LUCK WHAT SO EVER,SO I AM SENDING THIS POETS
TO YOU AND TO ALL YOURS FUNS.

PS:MY DOCTORS HAVE DIAGNOSED THAT I AM
DIENING FROM BRAIN CANCER,AND I HAVE 1
YEAR TO LIVE.SO I WASS WOUNDERING,WILL YOU
DATE WITH ME COUSE THAT IS MY BIGEST WISH OF ALL.
(AND NOW HERE THAT 4 POETS)

AVRIL THE CONQUROR
HERE CAMES AVRIL LAVIGNE TO BLOW YOU AWAY,SO YOU
OTHERS SIMPLETONS BETTER RUNAWAY.COUSE WITH HER
YOU DONT HAVE THAT CHANCE,COUSE SHE WILL BLOW YOU
AWAY EVEN BEFORE YOU GET YOURS CHANCE TO PLAY.
SHE IS NOW ON HER WAY,CAMING TO TAKEAWAY ALL
YOURS FAME.TO CONQUER THE GLOBE SHE WILL DERE,
AND CHANGE THE MUSIC JUST HOW SHE CAN.AND SHOW TO
YOU WHO IS THE BEST,WHEN SHE BERIDS YOU JUST LIKE
THE REST.WITH A OTHERS LOSERS THAT DIDNT HAVE
THAT CHANCE,TO BEAT WHATS TRULLY THE BEST YEAH.
poet made on day:9.XII.2002 buyed tape:6.XII.2002
time to made:2:43 HOURS from 5:45 pm till 6:15 pm

HALF OF MY HEART
AXEL ROSES AND MARILYN MANSON ARE MY,LEGENDS,
HEROS,AND GODDS.BUTT YOU MY AVRIL,YOU ARE A HALF
OF MY HEART.poet made on day:20.II.2003 3:35 pm

SEXY AVRIL
MY DEAR AVRIL IN MY HEART YOU HAVE REACH,AND
MAKE ME LOVE YOU LIKE A BEAST.THEN I HAVE A
VISION TO,SO I MADE A POET FOR YOU.IN MY DREAMS
YOU ARE NUDE,AND I MAKE A LOVE WITH YOU.
SEX IS GOOD LIKE A DRUGS,THEIR FOR YOU WILL BE
MY GODDESS FOR ALL TIMES.
poet made on day:31.VII.2003 8:42 pm

DISTANCED AVRIL
ONE OF THE MANY,YOU MAY BE.BUTT I STILL
LOVE YOU,JUST HOW I FEEL.1000-TS OF MILES
YOU ARE AWAY,BUTT I STILL LOVE YOU ANYWAY.
poet made on day:11.VIII.2003 12.25 am

PS:I REALY LOVE YOURS ASS MY DEAR AVRIL,
WILL YOU POSE NAKED FOR PLAYBOY.

IT WILL BE MY HONER TO MEET YOU AVRIL LAVIGNE
SO I AM GIVING TO YOU MY PRIVATE ADDRESS.

JASMIN MIS
PUT BRDA 13
21.000 SPLIT
CROATIA
TELEPHONE:021/506-152
E MAIL:jasmis@email.hinet.hr

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JASMIN MIS 11.25.03 at 2:43 pm

You know People i have put this Poets on
Internet,so that Avril and hers Funs can see it.
But this Site clearly show that nobody visiting
it,so i would be very greatfoul if you make
visit counter.So that we The People can know
how many People are Daily visiting this Site,
and that our Texts will be read.

PS:AND I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW,WHY I DIDNT GET ANY
E-MAIL FROM ANYONE ON INTERNET WHO COULD
READ MY POETS.

7

clyde stemberg 11.26.03 at 7:24 pm

I LOVE YOU

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Frank 12.30.03 at 3:43 pm

i say fuck avril, i’ve loved that girl since she came out, she so freakin pretty, but i got over her, i tried everything to get to met her, but NEVER happened so. everyone just give up, u are not going to fuck her, met her, or be friends with her, so give up u sorry sons of bitches, i’ve been there.

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JASMIN MIS 12.31.03 at 1:40 pm

THE TELEPHONE AREA NUMBER FOR SLAVENIANS REPUBLIC OF CROATIA IS,00385.

10

ryan 01.23.04 at 1:22 am

y do u ppl have to pic on a hot girl who likes to shoe it off…just fuck u all

11

Anonymous 01.30.04 at 10:58 am

i want to see your porn

12

slaughter 03.06.04 at 1:11 am

I THINK THERE IS BETTER TALENT OUT THERE THEN THAT SLUT FOR FUCKS SAYKS SHES FROM CANADA!! SHES OVERATED BUT YET ID STILL FUCK HER THATS ALL SHE IS GOOD FOR NOW…

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SLAUGHTER 03.06.04 at 1:18 am

ALL U FAWKS ARE PATHETIC! SHES JUST SUM TRAMP WITH NO TALENT AND OK LOOKIN BODY THERE ARE WAY FINER WOMEN OUT THERE WUT THE FAWK?!?!WUTS UP WITH THAT POEM DUDE U GOT SUM PROBLEMS BRO UR SCARING ME JUST HOW PATHETIC AND U ARE

14

Anonymous 03.16.04 at 3:15 am

i wanna fuck her

15

bogg 04.10.04 at 7:09 pm

all i have to say is, its pop punk. a little more punk than busted… pop punk involves knowing 3 chords and writing shit lyrics for teenagers going through puberty. there is no talent. and the scene for it is dying. thank god!

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Avril Lavigne - no really 07.07.05 at 4:51 pm

Wowm oh my god, I can’t believe people out there actually say this shit about me. Um..I don’t want to…ahem…f*** any of you, but thanks to the guys who show respect to the ladies. Oh and I loved the poems from Croatia! Keep Truckin’!

Av

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Avril Lavigne - no really 07.07.05 at 4:54 pm

Wowm oh my god, I can’t believe people out there actually say this shit about me. Um..I don’t want to…ahem…f*** any of you, but thanks to the guys who show respect to the ladies. Oh and I loved the poems from Croatia! Keep Truckin’!

Av

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mOnTrEy 08.03.05 at 8:41 am

He Had Ass Only To Fuck A Black Man! :)

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Phil 11.03.05 at 6:41 am

I don’t see why anyone’s complaining..
She’s hot, she has a nice ass, she’s ready to show it..
I’d tap that.
Who gives a fuck what her music’s like.

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