I’m not sure where these come from. For some reason the site is showing up for Google searches on “cats with guns.” So folks are sending me these pictures.
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I wish God
had a telephone
But maybe he wants
to just be alone
Can’t get no connection
Can’t hear no tone
Sure wish God
had a telephone
I’d pay the charges
with all I own
Person to person
to the heavenly throne
Can’t reach nobody
The bells just won’t toll
Sure wish God
had a telephone
In the middle of the night
From time to time
I pray dear God
“Please take my dime”
But the wires are crossed
No matter where I roam
Sure wish God
had a telephone
Sometimes I wish
I knew his mind
Just a little hint
from time to time
Seems to me
There ain’t much reason or rhyme
Sure wish I knew
What was on God’s mind
In this world there’s trouble
There aint no doubt
People are dyin’
to find a way out
You’re up there
And I’m here all alone
Oh Dear God
Please get a telephone
