CNN host Tucker Carlson gives a telemarketer the FOX News phone number when he is asked for his home phone number. Fox posts Carlson’s home phone on its web site. Amusing. Link

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“The most compelling scene in the music documentary “Heartworn Highways” takes place inside Townes Van Zandt’s ramshackle white trailer. It’s December 1975, and it’s chilly even in the central Texas Hills, so the legendary songwriter is wearing a brown suede coat and a white cowboy hat indoors. His dark eyes dance mischievously between his dark eyebrows and angular cheeks as he teases a neighbor, an aging blacksmith named Seymour Washington, about his consumption of whiskey. Washington claims he can take it or leave it, but the musician insists that his friend mostly takes it.” Link Link goes to article on the Chicago Tribune. Requires free registration.

“I started collecting ’spook words’ this after reading about a rumor that the major intelligence agencies would scan all messages floating around on the Internet looking for something interesting, This is why some paranoid folks say the Internet is so slow, The NSA says that they don’t, but that’s what the NSA would say.” Found on goodshit. Link