I want to have Lauren Graham’s love child

Well, actually I really want to have Lorelai Gilmore’s love child. Sure Lauren Graham is really, really attractive… But I think that it’s the Gilmore character that makes me weak in the knees. There is no woman on the planet that has the humor, brains, dialouge and the inverse curves of Lorelai Gilmore. If I could only transplant the brains of the “Gilmore Girls” writers into the body of Lauren Graham. (Not that it would do me any good in the longrun, let’s face it.) Well come to think of it, I would be lucky to get a Lauren Graham blow up doll with a spliced together cassette tape with Lorelai ordering sausage pizzas. Somehow I missed Lauren on Celebrity Poker Showdown. Lauren playing Texas Hold em’ looking hauntingly across the felt table making a pithy Lorelai Gilmore remark twirling her tight “juicy” shorts around her index finger, or pointing to the “BunnyRanch Cathouse” proudly displayed across her bust. Somebody hose me off and sell me a few chips. Not necessarily in that order.