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February 2006

No, I’m sorry… It’s all about me.

by johnford on February 11, 2006

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So I had this dream

by johnford on February 3, 2006

So I had this dream today…

I’m at this ice cream parlor and the women that work there all hate me. They love my daughter, but they hate me. Typical. The portions are all real small an I end up stealing some kids scoop. Then I’m suddenly in NY wallking with a friend. I say: “hey, where’s that really cool ice cream place uptown?” I wake up with this insatiable urge for an ice cream sundae. So… I saunter over to Kilwins on Los Olas. Four thousand calories later I feel like barfing. Go figure.

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