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Why I hate folk music.

by johnford on July 14, 2004

Let’s just say I’ve learned to hate it. A pretty perplexing statement for someone with my record collection. In fact what I hate is what it is perceived to be, not necissilarly what it is. To me is a somewhat odd mixture of traditional American , mostly from the South played by primitive rural amateurs and contemporary singer songwriters. I know, I know, a pretty broad definition and even somewhat diametrically in opposition. But what most people perceive as these days, and indeed since the “great folk boom” of the ’50s and ’60’s, is liberal North Easterners singing real white bread-no crust topical that’s mostly political in nature. That is the I have learned to really, really despise.

Contemporary (which I’ll call topical for the remainder of this diatribe) gets under my skin the same way that contemporary Christian does. It’s just as dishonest and transparent. Although I am a theist and on top of that, a theist of Christian theological extraction, the whole contemporary Christian thing just makes me want to hurl. Why? Because this form is nothing more than a group of marketers using the guise of to further their religious and political ambitions. These folks making this pabulum that calls itself “Christian ” would be just as happy to use cinema, finger-painting or even porn (if they felt they could get away with it) to further their presuppositions. It’s dishonest and on top of that, most of it is regrettably bad.

Topical is stuck in the same reality distortion field as contemporary Christian . Most of the people that find themselves in this musical wasteland, in much the same way that the folks behind modern Christian , are in reality more interested in propagating their political beliefs than they are interested in . In fact, I’d actually argue that most of them aren’t really interested in at all. They’re just using it to further their (usually leftist) political beliefs. Let’s face it, most of this garbage started with the great Northeastern Folk boom. Political activists such as Pete Seger hijacked the of the rural south to use for their own political aims. One thing that I do find interesting about most of the liberal elite that now control the content of what is wrongly called “” have little knowledge of this ’s roots beyond the 1960’s. There is no real knowledge of the rural southern blues or the of the Irish and Scottish immigrants of the Appalachians. Their world view of “” usually begins with Pete Seger, The Kingston Trio or Phil Ochs. In fact, they completely ignore the “secular” works (that is the not of a political nature) of Woody Guthrie or even the new/old poster child of the uber-left folkies, Phil Ochs. Even worse, there is a whole schism of these neo-folkies that don’t have any knowledge of folk musics roots beyond Joni Mitchell or Ani DiFranco.

So in the end what are we left with? A bunch of lunatic neo-socialists using to further their political aims in exactly the same fashion the radical Christian right uses to further their theology. In both cases, much of the is just as counterfeit and corrupt as their morals . The left that’s hijacked this American musical form for their own political gain are just as morally corrupt and dishonest and the Christian right in their adoption of bad pop for their theocratic gain. And this lover is sure buying and listening to a lot of Alt-Country and Americana these days. Why? I’d have to say I love it’s honesty. And in reality, it’s really just , without all the baggage and finger pointing.

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The great Jewish folk music conspiricy

by johnford on July 1, 2004

Last night I tossed back a few frothy libations at my local neighborhood watering hole. Over a period of a couple of hours I helped hold up the bar, I ended up shooting the shit with a guy who is a recently retired firefighter from Atlantic City. In the course of our conversation we ended up spending quite a bit of time talking about his work at the site of the World Trade Center. In fact, the three months he spent at ground zero was the last three months he spent as a firefighter. On the way back home walking up the beach I got to thinking about the conspiracy theories surrounding the 9/11 disaster. The stories about the Saudi family being flown out of the country within hours of the act (made top of mind again by the recent propaganda film of Michael Moore), the rumors swirling that 9/11 was a Zionist plot and the popular belief in Arab circles that the Mossad moved all the Jews out of the towers before the attacks. (Of course all of this is complete B.S.)

However, one rather conspicuous conspiracy that I have yet to see illuminated is the obvious death grip that Jewish Americans appear to hold over the folk world. I’ve brought to light before the infatuation that the short haired, Birkenstock floppin, tie die tossin, open tuning guitar strummin lesbians have for folk . And who could argue with the reach of the long tentacles of the socialist and liberal pinko, pansy, bed wetters have on contemporary folk . Not to mention the tree huggers! But what’s the deal with all these Jews singing folk songs?

I once read an article by Taj Mahal where he comes to the conclusion that sooner or later you’ll be drawn to the of your lineage and forefathers. He talked about how imersed into folk he was, but that eventually your genetics kick in and you become attracted to the of your forefathers. For Taj it was blues. Now my infatuation with folk could be seen as somewhat genetic. I mean, at least you can understand why I would be attracted to it. My family comes from a proud line of hicks and sod busting drunks. My granny (who’s name was Elle, you know, like Elle May Clampett) was from the hills is Somerset, Kentucky. My Grandpa’ was from a family of coal miners in Harlan, Kentucky. I grew up listening to them singing this damn hick that later won the title of Appalachian folk. On my dad’s side they were just poor Irish sods who got the hell out of Ireland to avoid the famine. And boy did they love that “hickety, dickety dow. So it might be obvious why an uneducated white boy like myself would be attracted to folk .

But for the life of me I can’t understand whey the hell Jews would be so frikkin’ fascinated with folk ? Why would Jewish Americans be drawn to this steeped in the traditions of the old south, mostly sung by uneducated hicks and sons of black slaves? If you don’t think that the Jews have an iron clad death grip on the rotting ghost of contemporary folk , just check out the elected officials of the local chapter of folkies here in South Florida. Here’s the last names of the latest list I could find of the elected officials of the Broward Folk Club:

Bukstel, Cherkinsky, Cambest, Engels, Feldman, Glickstein, Kaplan, Leibowitz, McBurnett, Moses, Singer.

Now it’s been quite a while since I played “Jew/not a Jew” but it looks to me that at least 80% of the folks in charge of this group are not WASPS. And if you think it’s bad here, head up to Greenwich Village and try and find an Irishman or a honest to God redneck with a guitar.

Is this a real conspiricy on the same playing field as Oswald, Ruby Ridge or the X Files? Why do people of Jewish heritage have such a lopsided role in the recent history of the of America’s rednecks? Shouldn’t they be listening to showtunes or hanging out with the Cantor? I have no real explanation. I’m not even sure if there is a real conspiracy or if it’s all just a huge, cosmic coincidence. I really wish someone would explain this to a simpleminded dumb ass white boy like myself.

*Yes, of course this is parody. But as with all , it contains a hint of truth-jf

Just for the record, here’s a rather bad pict I came across of me wearing my IDF teeshirt.
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Folk music festivals are not a good place to pick up chicks.

January 20, 2004

I’ve been a fan of “folk music,” whatever the hell that is, for quite a few years now. And despite my infatuation of all things acoustic, I still can’t “connect” with the phenomenon that has become “folk music.” And from what I see from the yearly folk festival I attend here in sunny South Florida, [...]

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