Overnight Underground News 02-06-2020

Trump Gets Off, Coronavirus Update, Royal Navy gets Hash, Kirk Douglas Sheds Mortal Coil.

It’s official, Trump… Not Guilty. Of being an idiot? (byte) Of being a womanizer. (byte) A narcissist (byte) Of occasionally lying his pants off (byte) Being bankrupt (byte) According to a divided and corrupt congress, he’s not guilty of two articles of impeachment, abuse of power and obstruction of Congress. Thank god that’s over with, can congress now get back to what it does best, nothing. 

‘Not Guilty’: Trump Acquitted On 2 Articles Of Impeachment As Historic Trial Closes

subscribe to The NPR Politics Podcast podcast Senators voted on Wednesday afternoon to acquit President Trump on two articles of impeachment – abuse of power and obstruction of Congress – after an historically unusual but typically contentious trial. Forty eight senators supported a verdict of guilty; 52 voted not guilty on Article I.

It’s Coronavirus deja vu over and over again. The Daily Star is reporting that the virus has spread to the point that the deadly disease could be with us indefinitely. It could be like whack a mole for years, popping up its ugly head and being whacked by confused doctors for years to come. In fact, computer geeks running A-I predictions say Coronavirus could infect 2.5 billion and kill 53 Million. 4 out of 5 doctors agree, that’s probably not true. The operative word here is “probably.”

Coronavirus may have spread so far it could be with us forever, scientists say

The coronavirus outbreak is still spreading and there are close to 25,000 confirmed cases worldwide, with at least 500 people expected to have died. The outbreak originated in Wuhan, China, last month. But already, medical experts are starting to look at what happens next. There are two likely outcomes from the current state of the outbreak.

AI Predicts Coronavirus Could Infect 2.5B And Kill 53M. Doctors Say That’s Not Credible, And Here’s Why

An AI-powered simulation run by a technology executive says that Coronavirus could infect as many as 2.5 billion people within 45 days and kill as many as 52.9 million of them. Fortunately, however, conditions of infection and detection are changing, which in turn changes incredibly important factors that the AI isn’t aware of.

In other coronavirus news, Two more airplanes of evacuated Americans from Wuhan, China landed at Travis Air Force Base for two weeks of quarantine. Add one of those quarantined coronavirus cruise liners off the coast of Japan is running out of supplies, with passengers calling it “a floating prison.” The British cruise ship Diamond Princess  continues on lockdown with passengers facing another thirteen days on the floating shit barge. Better find the English Breakfast along with the beans and toast before the Brits resort to cannibalism. 

Briton on quarantined cruise liner calls it a ‘floating prison’

David Abel and 2,655 other passengers have been ordered to stay in their cabins aboard Diamond Princess Ten people were taken off the Diamond Princess by Japan’s coast guard after testing positive for coronavirus They are two Australians, one American, three from Hong Kong, one from Japan and a Filipino

One piece of good news regarding Coronavirus, The Bill and Melinda Gates foundation has announced that it is donating $100 million to improve detection, isolation and coronavirus treatment efforts. If only he would just apologize for infecting computers world-wide with WIndows ME. 

Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Dedicates Additional Funding to the Novel Coronavirus Response

The foundation will provide up to $100 million to improve detection, isolation and treatment efforts; protect at-risk populations in Africa and South Asia; and accelerate the development of vaccines, drugs and diagnostics. SEATTLE, February 5, 2020 – The Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation today announced that it will immediately commit up to $100 million for the global response to the 2019 novel coronavirus (2019-nCoV).

The Royal Navy could now start including hash with their rum rations. According to the Daily Mail, the  HMS Defender seized 119 bags of hash, totaling twenty five hundred kilograms while on patrol in the Indian Ocean. Defender is getting pretty damn good at busting drugs on the high-seas (byte) two months ago it intercepted three point three million pounds worth of meth. The Defenders crew discovered the 118 bags of hash hidden on a dhow. The ships commander said the 117 bags of hash was quite a haul, and further stated that with the big bust, the 116 bags of hashish will never reach the drug dealers it was intended for. There is no word on where the 115 bags of hash will be destroyed and no truth to the rumors that the Defender will be renamed as the HMS Munchies. 

Royal Navy seizes £1m hashish stash during Indian Ocean drugs bust

HMS Defender seized 2,500kg of hashish while on patrol in the Indian Ocean The illegal drugs, worth £1million, were hidden in 119 bags throughout a dhow It comes after the Defender’s record haul of 131kg of crystal meth in December A Royal Navy warship has seized £1million worth of hashish while on patrol in the Indian Ocean.

Hey One Hundred and Three is one hell of a run. Hollywood icon Kirk Douglas and the only person who could truly say, “I am Spartacus” is dead. 95 acting credits, 75 movies and 65 years married to the same woman, God Speed Sparticus. That is until the vultures dig up some dirt from 50 years ago and judge you by some imaginary standards the cancel culture will have inflicted on us all. After all, rumor has it he was sitting on evidence that would impeach President Trump over Pussy Grabbing and Kobe Bryant was on his way to pick it up from him.

Kirk Douglas, Hollywood Icon and Spartacus Star, Dies at 103

Kirk Douglas, one of the first box-office stars of the silver screen, has died. He was 103. The Spartacus acting legend, who had been in good health since suffering a stroke in 1996, is survived by his wife of 65 years, Anne, and his sons Michael, Joel, and Peter.

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